okay but imagine Thor and Jane being all domestic, living together or at least to some extent playing house, and imagine them getting into huge fights where things get heated and Jane starts to use her knowledge of mythology for some sick burns.
"of course, OF COURSE i can’t talk sense with a man who tRIED TO DRINK AN OCEAN”
"THAT WAS ONE TIME"
You know how when you completely geek out over something..
Oh my gosh, this would kill her.
Tumblr has warped my sense of humor so much
GET TO KNOW ME MEME: Favorite TV series [1/5] → Pushing Daisies.
Young Ned could touch dead things and bring them back to life. It was a gift given to him, but not by anyone in particular. There was no box, no instructions, no manufacturer’s warranty. It just was. Young Ned’s random gift that came with a caveat or two… It not only gave… it took. Young Ned discovered he could only bring the dead back to life for one minute without consequence. Any longer and someone else had to die. There was one more thing about touching dead things that Young Ned didn’t know. And he learned it in the most unfortunate way. First touch, life. Second touch, dead again forever.
who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable
john green is not the problem
john green’s fans are the problem
Reblogging SO fast.
With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.
fanfiction should be taken a lot more seriously as literature. True, some of it isn’t really excellent writing and some is just smut but let me tell you i have read some fics that are beautifully well done and turned my life upside down and legitimately gave me feelings for days and if that’s not real literature then what is
“The home of the great bewilderbeast. The alpha species. One of the very few that still exist. Every nest has its queen but this is the king of all dragons. With his icy breath, this graceful giant built our nest; a safe haven for dragons everywhere. We all live under his care and his command.”
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
shes beauty shes grace